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The surprise act of inserting any foreign object in someone's exposed rectal crack for the purposes of communal enjoyment.
Steve couldn't stop himself from giving the plumber a Tim Robbins.
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The knuckleballer for the BoSox. He has a fastball, which is not very fast, a 12-6 curve and a devastating knuckleball. He is a fly-ball out pitcher and he has been pretty solid for the BoSox over his career. Doug Mirabelli catches for him almost every game. He is also a great fielder
Tim Wakefield's knucleball dances and fools hitters.
Tim Wakefield's fastball is slower than most changeups.
Tim Wakefield is a solid fielder.
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Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.
Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?
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A Tim Stack is when you stack all of your Tim Horton's coffee cups, so that they take up less space in the garbage can.
This normally takes place in a classroom or office setting, where many people have to share the same garbage.
A Tim Stack will mainly be found in Canada, however they have been spotted in other countries under another other alias;
Starbuck Stack
Teacher: Hey class, can we start a Tim Stack in the back there? The garbage is beginning to overflow.
legend has it his bug eyes summon the cast of bugs life to ravage any specimen whom he chooses worthy to visit thor in hella.
Can also mean a ladies chest
That prick needs to get tim bongham’d.
James: Crikey! Look at the tim bonghams on that lass.
Josh: I’ve never seen tim bonghams so big in my life! Dont let dawn catch me out.
Spooky Tim is the Spooklord to rule them all. He is king of the spooky grounds where all other spooks roam.
All hail Spooky Tim!!