six figures i was only four

Shane Dawson’s favourite song, six figures by Justin Roberts

Six Figures is a song used in memes

guy: sIx fIgUrEs I waS onLy fOuR
girl: haha love that meme
girl: *does orange justice*

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

the only thing i know for real

Verse 1
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

guy1:hey did u hear that banger song i sent you?
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."