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when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand
Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.
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When a person encounters a problem on a computer, calls for help, and finds out it's the Dumbass Contractor's fault for sending a corrupt file.
IT - Hello
Employee #1 - Hi, Im trying to print a file, but the printer keeps giving me an error message.
IT - OK, we will take a look.
</ 2 min. pass>....
IT - Hello
Employee #1 - Sorry, its the file. I tried sending to another printer and got the same error. Just realized the contractor sent me a squirrely PDF thats 25MB for some reason. My bad, operator error.
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Sophomoric acronym made up by drugged up socialist/leftists college kids, similar to Operation Iraqi Freedom, who believe the tripe of the left. For males, it gets them a lot of leftist 'tang. For females, it gives them the appearence of intelligence to rail against the establishment when it only serves to further demonstrate their naivete in world affairs.
Male war protestor: Bush is sofaking stupid, blah blah blah...only in it for oil...Operation Iraqi Liberation...blah blah blah.
Female lefty: I agree. It's not like he did it to get rid of a horrible dictator, his only motivation is oil. In fact, did you know that he needs refined petroleum so that he can breathe fire and eat babies?
Male War Protestor: Cool cool...wanna bang?
Female lefty: Sure!
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When the pre-professional, co-ed, law fraternity Phi Alpha Delta (also known as PAD) tries to take over the University's Student Union/Association, by campaigning for the highest positions in the Union/Association as the Chairman, Vice-President, and President.
Person 1: Yo i herd that Phil is running for President, Amanda for Vice-President, and David for Chairman.
Person 2: Aren't they all in PAD?
Person 1: YEah! They are trying to take over the Student Union to "Reform" it.
Person 2: Seems like they running a sketchy operation. Operation Maxi-PAD has commenced. We better help the other candidates win!
Person 1: Definitely!
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A myth of Operation Iraqi Freedom devised by the left wing propogandists to con the American public into thinking the operation initials were OIL. Actually, they are OIF. Wishful thinking.
Liberal: Wow look Operation Iraqi Liberation, the initials are OIL. Case closed!
Conservative: Actually, it's Operation Iraqi Freedom.
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An employee of the government who's existence remains off the books in order to do all the necessary dirty work in covering up conspiracies. Typically portrayed in TV shows such as X-Files. also known as an "SGO."
"What happened to all the evidence?!"
"that black lunged shady government operative destroyed it!"
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Named after 1991's Operation Desert Storm, the invasion of Iraq during the First Gulf War. Refers to a job seeker's decision, especially during a recession year, to print off and mail out dozens or hundreds of resumes in hopes that some employer will offer him an interview. Usually unsuccessful.
Graduation's only a few months away and if I don't get a job I'll have to move back home. It's about time to mount Operation Resume Storm!
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