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Having a large penis
I had no idea that guy was so big in the pants. Now I can hardly walk!
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Someone who is acting gangster, but really is not at all, in any way shape or form possible...ever.
Wayne: "hey homies,whats cracking in the hoood?"
Lil Kikki "shiiit,yous a tootie pants"
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sweatpants for hot girls
guy: She was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants.
other guy: thanks from all mankind bro
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The extra material around the crotch of a pair of pants that bunches up when the wearer sits down, making it seem as if he (or she?) is having an erection.
I wasn't excited, it was the pants tent!
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A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)
The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.
Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"
Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"
Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"
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Pants tucked into one’s socks in an effortless fashion so that wearing pants any other way looks ridiculous.
An iconic facet of Timothée Chalamet’s personal style.
“Must tuck in 😝”
Timmy’s airport style is hella tight — especially his pants in socks.
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A party in which all attendees are required not to wear pants or anything below the waste. On occassions when underwear is not allowed, it is strongly suggested that a protective plastic covering be placed on all sofas and chairs for the duration of the party.
Welcome to the No Pants Party, Panos, drop your drawers and find a friend!
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