Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.
The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.
The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.
When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.
I hate the Battle of the Parkers.
Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.
the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.
"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"
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adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.
"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"
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Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.
Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend
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