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we dunno, but definitely butt stuff
I'll stir your pasta!!!! > ;)
we dunno, but definitely butt stuff
I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.
OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.
Prego, in other words: Pregnant.
Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.