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Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!
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A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
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The hair in the space between your balls, or vagina, and asshole.
" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."
Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
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A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair
Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.
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Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
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N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches
My Grundel Patch itches.
I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.
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the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded
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