peen dog

peen dog is a dog

that is a nice peen dog

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

fricky-peen

Yes

Hot mans: fricky-peen
Entire Class: yes

Sheen Peen

Ladies and gentlemen sheen yer peeeeens!
Actor turner peen sheener in a card game gone wrong. Sheen Peen is a noun verb adjective, whatever you want it to be. Use it for all your daily interactions in life until you're DEAD.

I sheened the f outta my peen at the bar last night!
Sheen peen

Packing Peen

When a guy has a huge weiner.

Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.

Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"