When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman
DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!
a pencil that looks a bit goofy
"look at this goofy ahh pencil"
Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.
While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.
There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.
How are things going with your girlfriend?
Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!
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Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
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