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This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman
DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!
a pencil that looks a bit goofy
"look at this goofy ahh pencil"
Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.
While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.
There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.
How are things going with your girlfriend?
Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!
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Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
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