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Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
The most flyest nigga gets the ladies and makes people wet.
Yo Phillip Sanders is sexy I'm so wet...
Paying someone to give you a hand job
can you give me the phillip special
Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."
TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.
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Talented person with a lot of determination. A ladies man and always nice and funny. Person is very hot and loves being challenged with anything. Awesome personality and makes friends easily. Wishes to make a lot of money with minimal work. Clever by avoiding problems and getting out of situations or getting in them for a good purpose. Bo Is an awesome person with potential.
Bo Phillips walked by and people went to talk to him.
Face red and words spelt wrong. The Phillip Effect is when you get to tilted from a video game that you lose all english ability. You begin stuttering on your words and making a general arse of yourself.
Person 1: I frokcin hete u
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic