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pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
She gave me a really good West Philly Water Fountain
A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”
snorting a drug typically ketamine or cocaine out of a nitrous balloon
I got so fucked up after doing that philly bump last night.
When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.
“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”
“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”
FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)
note: three some later xoxo
Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy
An emergency medicine term for a woman’s vagina.
Today I pulled $10.28 from some woman’s philly pocket book.
Philly Blunts were perfect cigars to smoke marijuana with when gutted.