Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.
Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.
To be supremely dominated by a member of the opposite sex. It is related to the term pussywhipped, or pussy whipped. However to be piloted is to be further subjugated than to be pussy whipped. It is when someone is completely at the behest of another person, (or persons). They lose completed control of their inhibitions and comply to every whim of the person who is piloting.
Atish was totally piloted by his ex-wife. This has left lasting and permanent damage to his behaviour, making him a little bitch.বেহায়া
The act of directing another persons piss.
Commonly by aiming their penis.
"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"
Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.
I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot
A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel