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1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.
2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.
3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.
5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
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A notorious gang consisted of violent ass-kickers who will fuck anyone up, during any day, of any mutha fuckin week.
Guy 1: "YO! I just got into the gang Pineapple Punch!"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! dont kick my ass bro!"
Guy 1: *throws up gang sign as guy 2 runs*
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Taiwanese Girl who exclusively dates Caucasian Men.
Wong: “Dude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”
Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”
Another word for grenade
Back off or I'll throw this Pineapple Bomb at you!
A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples
My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.
Derik: Ahhh that’s some FLIPPING GOOD PINEAPPLE FANTA. You guys are bonkers if you don’t like this
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