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A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face than their counterparts during a cumshot style ejaculation.
"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"
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A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
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A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
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When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"
"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
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We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
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"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
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Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
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a phrase meaning really great, perfect for the situation, amazing, superb, brilliant, excellent or anything really good
The opposite of No Pirates
School being canceled was All Pirates! that party was ALL pirates! that girl looks good, she's All Pirates
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a drink made from mixing Firefly vodka with water. Makes you feel like a pirate
What are wei and bao drinkin?
it's that PIRATE DRANK
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