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Another game destroyed by EA. RIP Plants vs zombies merchandise.
Dude 1 : Hey, have you played "Plants Vs Zombies 3"?
Dude 2 : Nah man, that game sucks.
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a plant that makes stinky smegma.
Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!
Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
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Lanchester water treatment plant is a large cleaning facility located in the mundane village of Lanchester in the North East of England. It is the most exciting part of this bone-dry ghost town and is a big tourist attraction, bringing in 4 of Lanchester's 5 tourists last year. This plant provides clean water for the populous as well as give jobs to the homeless bums which haunt the street corners. There is an urban myth that if you scream "kushty lad" three times, the local kiddy-diddler will appear at the fence claiming it wasn't his bitmoji.
"Oh I went to Lanchester water treatment plant, yeah it fucking sucks!"
Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.
Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*
The most horrible fucking game I've played. Nothing compared to (Garden Warefare). This game is so fucking brain dead it makes me want to choke myself. The characters are unbalanced as shit, there are no variants, micro transactions, and (noobies) everywhere. I'd rather stick a dildo up my ass and leave it there till I sit down and it starts to bleed than play this game. This game dishonors all (PvZ) players. The idiot fucking devs don't know what the hell they are doing. They don't even listen to their community telling them what to fix. And when they do update the game it breaks again. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Guy: Wanna play Plants vs Zombies BFN?
Guy 2: Hell no, let's play GW2.
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When playing the videogame "Plants vs Zombies" or its sequel. The PvZ-Syndrome can occur. It is the feeling you get, when completing a level and all of your Plants are placed symmetrically on your yard. It can be experienced by any kind of person and not just by individuals diagnosed with the mental illness "OCD".
People affected by this syndrome state, that you are happy when completing a level, but you are happier when it is symmetrical as well and you feel a slight disappointment in yourself when it isn't symmetrical
"You can only feel the true satisfaction of completing a level when everything is symmetrical. When I defeat the last zombie, I will even take the shovel and remove plants so that everything stays symmetric."
-Anonymous
My Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome is making me enjoy the game less.
The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8
Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.
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