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Pleasantly plum

Very plum people with good characters

Miguelito SUAVE like pleasantly plum people.

by Nattielak July 12, 2022


Plum Party

When someone you know is having a pity me day. Plum stands for Poor Little Undeserving Me.

Sandy: John keeps complaining about how hard school is!
Alexis: You don't want to get mixed up in that Plum party.

by CrankyBitch0420 October 12, 2010


Plum silly

The term a person uses to discribe an incredibly stupid person.

Tom thought stitch from lilo and stitch, was a Pokémon character; therefore tommy is plum silly.

by Cugino March 14, 2019


Plum print

The sweet shape your balls make when kissing a surface while wearing a kilt without underwear.

"YEAH, that's my plum print on the bench."

by smijannan March 17, 2018


Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019


butthole plum

It's the word for a plum that has a hole just big enough to stick your finger into , it's also a very nice fruit

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life October 5, 2015


PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 16, 2018