Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

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Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

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Pokemon Hunter

A Pokemon Hunter is an old, greasy pedophile that hunts his prey in or around Pokemon tournaments. Can be used as a racial slur against the Japanese.

"Did you see that Pokemon Hunter? Looks like he grabbed another one..."

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Shiny Pokemon

An alternatly colored pokemon,(e.g. Shiny Wingull)that shines upon coming out of it's ball.

Shiny Pokemon are twice as powreful as thier normal counterparts.

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Pokemon GO

Why the world will end in 2 days

Tom: Hey wanna play Pokemon GO?

R.I.P Tom

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Full Pokemon

When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.

"Hey, so I heard you finally hooked up with Ashley last night? How was it?"

"Man, She is so hot, but she went Full Pokemon last night out of nowhere."

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Pokemon Sweat

A noob who plays Pokemon but uses nothing but legendaries during PVP battles. You can easily spot one of these noobs because they're the only amateurs who use legendaries during PVP battles. They also tend to use hacked shiny legendaries at an attempt to look "cool" or "badass" during battles.

Dude: "Time to relax and get a few matches in". "Let's see what sort of battle we can find". "Oh cool I found a match, I can't to see what type of Pokemon team this player has".

Noob: *Sends out shiny Reshiram

Dude: "Damn it, another Pokemon sweat with their hacked trash". "I'm not even going to waste my time with this noob". *leaves match

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