Burnt Popcorn Smell

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.

Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

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pop some popcorn

code for getting high or smoking when in bad company

Mike says to Dave as his parents are in the room:"You guys want to pop some popcorn?"
Dave:"yeah, I'm down"

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Popcorn headed trick

Popcorn headed trick: a skanky girl who jumps around from guy to guy like popcorn. Usually dumb, and ugly but think she's the shit.

"Did you see her hitting on those guys today? She's such a popcorn headed trick."

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burnt popcorn smell

The smell of someone's piss who smokes too much weed.

That golden shower just smelled like burnt popcorn!
(burnt popcorn smell)

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Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!

Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"

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Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

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Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

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