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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 7, 2018


Punjabi Popsicle

when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo

Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!

by hilesmiggins February 18, 2016


Combino popsicle

The combino posicle is a sex act in which a man has unprotected sex with a woman while she is on her period. He then proceeds to ejaculate inside her vagina and immediatelly afterwards puts bis red and white covered penis into her ass to make it a typically red white brown coloured Combino popsicle. The woman then proceeds to lick the covered penis to get a taste of the Combino popsicle.

Jessica just tried my combino popsicle and she loved it.

by Hefferton Bob October 13, 2017


Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019


Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017


Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024


forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.

I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!

by honeymead December 19, 2022