Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"
"Bro, that's CRAZY."
when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo
Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!
The combino posicle is a sex act in which a man has unprotected sex with a woman while she is on her period. He then proceeds to ejaculate inside her vagina and immediatelly afterwards puts bis red and white covered penis into her ass to make it a typically red white brown coloured Combino popsicle. The woman then proceeds to lick the covered penis to get a taste of the Combino popsicle.
Jessica just tried my combino popsicle and she loved it.
When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.
My boyfriend has a popsicle dick
When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.
I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot
When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.
I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!