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Obscure slang term for Cocaine.
I was nose deep in a pile of Chinese Marching Powder last Friday night.
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What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.
Harry: Let's go somewhere!
Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.
Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!
Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!
Similar to a sugar daddy but reserved for older, older men. Hence powdered sugar. Like great grandpa old. Usually mid 80's to mid 90's, wealthy, retired but definitely not tired.
"Did you hear about (insert person's name older than 18 but younger than 30)? She found a powdered sugar daddy and now she has someone to buy her alcohol!"
Snorting cocaine off of your friend's puckered asshole
Me:
Bro i got a Powdered Jelly Donut last night if you know what i mean ;)
You:
What the fuck?
Damn, Jimbo just did a 8-ball of columbian rush powder.
The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it
sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot
The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
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