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Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 24, 2017


Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo September 2, 2017


Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020


Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020