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The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.
"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza
Something Dan Howell is.
Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.
The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!
Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing
"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"
Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.
"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."