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Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.
That last phone call was just the mustard on the pudding.
The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.
"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"
When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.
My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.
Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.
God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?