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A punch so fearsome and devastating that it harms not just the punchee's flesh but his very soul. Usually, if not always, fatal. Often seen in bad/so-bad-they-are-good Martial Arts movies.
"WHOA! Bruce Lee just soul punched that dude."
"Hand over the lube or I will soul punch you."
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adjetive to describe a person of the opposite sex that is physically attractive where you want to have sexual intercourse with them, but maintains an annoying personality where you want to physically harm them.
I can't decide if I want to "punch or fuck" that girl.
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A term used for when a person (usually male) punches a woman in the genitals until either internal swelling or some form of submission is involved. The female version of a kick in the balls, though since women don't have balls, the punches are far more aggressive to compensate the pain threshold handicap.
That bitch deserves a proper cunt punch
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A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.
Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep
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An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.
Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)
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When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.
Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.
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A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.
PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"
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