When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on
I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long
When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement
I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!
When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.
Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch
One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.
A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.
A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef