Random
Source Code

New York Rangers

The shittiest team in the NHL. Have won just 1 stanley cup in the last 79 years. had a 54 year cup drought, and only have 4 stanley cups in 90 years. Their fans think they will win the cup every year but they always fuck it up.

Dumbass ranger fan: THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP!
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.

by rangersuck12 March 8, 2019

108๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Narb Ranger

Forest discharge commonly referred to as a "BJC" who lurks from the outer corners of suburbia. This furry creature often has ego driven issues and makes a fury of growling sounds before engaging in sexual relations.

"ROARRRRRRRR" "GRRRRRRRRRR" *sexual stance* flounder and failure, epitome of a Narb Ranger.

by GuysPies November 16, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 July 14, 2013


U.S Army ranger

A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)

In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE

by 69sussybaka420 February 2, 2022


republican space rangers

republican space rangers is a cartoon that runs on weazel. it can be watched on GTA IV, GTA V and GTA online. there are three main characters dick, butch and commander.

hey dude have you seen the new republican space rangers episode

by mu3icm4n May 2, 2022


lone ranger teabag

See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.

"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."

by JeffKiss November 23, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rangers Football Club

A Scottish football club with the world record for league titles (54)- which proves we are simply the best. We fully back the Queen and her soldiers and most of us are protestant.

Did you see the Rangers match?
Yeah, they won 6-0
We are Rangers Football Club (had to put this in)

by pinkyxxx December 24, 2012

154๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž