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During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.
Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.
When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!
Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.
Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.
So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.
The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.
Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.
Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.
Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something
Sex with a girl on her period.
I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.
A synonym of crush relish
I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?