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A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.
In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.
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its those small chili peppers typically found at boll weevill
dude .. you better take it easy on those rectum rockets or your gonna have a major burn going when you when you pinch off your next steamer
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Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.
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It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed:
Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)
Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...
Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases
.:Don't Try This At Home:.
Toby: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬
Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.
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A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.
Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.
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Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!