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a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.
Cody: It doesn't do anything!! Why would I put this on my board?
Mr. P: No, it does nothing.
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A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
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Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.
Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!
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While performing anal sex on someone, you pee in their butt. As it fills up like a gas tank, you pull out and slam it back in, slap that ass and yell "Sloppy Rod!"
"Damn that assholes tight, I'ma fill it up with a sloppy rod!"
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to receive or give oral pleasure to a man
Invite Kim over so she can service the rod.
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Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
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