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The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."
The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
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As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire
Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.
Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.
The art of running over orphans
Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors