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A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
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As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire
Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.
Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.
The art of running over orphans
Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors
The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.
It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.
When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.
Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"