Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

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liquid salt

A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.

Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.

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salt shaker

an old mans dick!

your grandapa has a salt shaker!

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salt line

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

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Disco Salt

party favors, blow, rave candy

"Yo you wanna grab some disco salt this weekend?"

salt log

A soft pretzel

Good god that salt log is so tasty

Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.

I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.