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When a man pours gasoline on his arm, lights his arm on fire, then fist-fucks a goat until it dies.
I went to his farm and pulled the ol' Saint Louis Goat.
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A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.
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All girls Catholic high school in St Louis, Missouri.
Best in sports, best in partying, and best in $$$$$$
Well known for soccer, basketball, volleyball, and field hockey especially.
One thousand times greater than their lower-class NoCo rivals incarnate word.
Who are you guys playing tomorrow?
Saint Joseph Academy
Oh... that sucks.
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A private school in Saint Paul Minnesota known for its small size and tough academics. Also known as SPA, their mascot is the Spartan and their rivals are fellow Tri-Metro Conference members, The Blake School (Bears) and the Breck School (Mustangs). The students that go here are, for the majority, smart, financially well off,sensible, and white.
Saint Paul Academy is an academic powerhouse, with a lot more athletic potential than they are given credit for.
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A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.
The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.
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Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.
Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...
Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
Port Saint Lucie(PSL) is one of the most boring cities in Florida. Nobody there is interesting or fun. The most fun you can have in PSL is The Mets Spring Training but they are only in the city for a month and everything else is old people and golf. The only sort of fun you can have is at the local DEFY or Urban Air. Overall, don't go to PSL unless you are a retired white guy who likes golf.
"Hey where do you want to go"
"Port Saint Lucie!!!"
"FUCK NO"