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Mount Saint Helens

A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.

" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.

by Big Foot In A UFO July 09, 2004


Saint Joseph Academy

All girls Catholic high school in St Louis, Missouri.

Best in sports, best in partying, and best in $$$$$$

Well known for soccer, basketball, volleyball, and field hockey especially.

One thousand times greater than their lower-class NoCo rivals incarnate word.

Who are you guys playing tomorrow?

Saint Joseph Academy

Oh... that sucks.

by angels4lyfe May 29, 2010


Saint Paul Academy

A private school in Saint Paul Minnesota known for its small size and tough academics. Also known as SPA, their mascot is the Spartan and their rivals are fellow Tri-Metro Conference members, The Blake School (Bears) and the Breck School (Mustangs). The students that go here are, for the majority, smart, financially well off,sensible, and white.

Saint Paul Academy is an academic powerhouse, with a lot more athletic potential than they are given credit for.

by DOMINATOR AF January 09, 2012


new orleans saints

A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.

The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.

by wnynot November 29, 2015


Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.

Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.

by Inebriation proclamation December 24, 2018


i ain’t no saint

your not as innocent as you may seem, you got and done your dirt before, your not perfect and a human just like everybody else

just saying, i ain’t no saint”

by ThaGoat.bebbys December 14, 2021


Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

by mormakil April 03, 2019