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When a man pours gasoline on his arm, lights his arm on fire, then fist-fucks a goat until it dies.
I went to his farm and pulled the ol' Saint Louis Goat.
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A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.
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All girls Catholic high school in St Louis, Missouri.
Best in sports, best in partying, and best in $$$$$$
Well known for soccer, basketball, volleyball, and field hockey especially.
One thousand times greater than their lower-class NoCo rivals incarnate word.
Who are you guys playing tomorrow?
Saint Joseph Academy
Oh... that sucks.
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A private school in Saint Paul Minnesota known for its small size and tough academics. Also known as SPA, their mascot is the Spartan and their rivals are fellow Tri-Metro Conference members, The Blake School (Bears) and the Breck School (Mustangs). The students that go here are, for the majority, smart, financially well off,sensible, and white.
Saint Paul Academy is an academic powerhouse, with a lot more athletic potential than they are given credit for.
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A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.
The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.
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The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
A third-tier cable celebrity if ever there was one.
Saint Catherine of Siena's daytime talk show, "Cathy," is almost universally scorned by critics as a watered-down "Ricky Lake Show."