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The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty
Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!
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A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.
Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.
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When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt
Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!
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'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.
A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."