Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!
Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!
When an individual in a relationship goes out and has anal sex different partner only to return back to his significant other, without washing his dick, to get a blowjob .. she has no idea!!
Randy came back from the club and gave his wife a salty ramos
When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.
Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK