Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!
Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!
The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.
Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.