An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
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A very typical white boy
Hey look that guy is so white he is a Samuel Whitfield
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Founder of the Flat Earth Society
Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England
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A guy who is really really really bad at sex he can’t even eat pussy smh
Samuel is not even cute and he’s so bad at sex I hope I don’t see him again
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samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet
oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again
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v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
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