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A Dirty Sanchez with the finger dipped in multi-color glitter.
Jack fingered Jill's ass, dipped his finger in glitter, and wiped it across Jill's upper lip. Jill's said, "Thanks for the Brony Sanchez!"
When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache
I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez
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When a chick is nice and wet, throw a couple digits inside her vag. Take those wet fingers out, and give the 2 finger sniff across your mustache line. Leaving a glistening trail of vag juice across your upper lip and below the nostrils for one to smell and enjoy. Hence, the Clean Sanchez!
Alternatively, it can be done on either yourself or on the chick you just fingered
Guy 1: After some heavy over the clothes touching and making out, she was right into it and super wet so I gave myself a Clean Sanchez
Guy 2: Thats hockey!
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THIS IS WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHIT, BEFORE WIPING, YOU RUN YOUR INDEX FINGER BETWEEN YOUR ASS, SNEAK UP ON AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM FROM BEHIND (LIKE A NINJA) GRAB HIS/HER HEAD AND AND RUN YOUR SHIT STAIND FINGER UNDER THE NOSE IN A TYPICAL NINJA THROAT CUT MOTION.
FOR BEST RESULTS BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FINGER IN THE THROAT CUTTING MOTION WHISPER SOFTLY,"ninja sanchez"
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Making out with someone while you have a runny nose; and the unfortunate result of snot running down, often mixing in with the spit swapping.
Somewhat gross, but shows you really care about your wo/man; either that or you aren't picky and really just want to get some.
I have a cold, but still want to make out with my hottie! Totally going to give 'em a snotty sanchez!! haha!
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When your football team is blowing the other team out and the game's outcome has already been determined, your star quarterback eats a hot dog on the sidelines and enjoys the rest of the game.
The Hungry Sanchez orginated when NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez calmly put mustard on a hot dog and ate it on the sidelines during the second half of a 38-0 blowout of the Oakland Raiders on October 25, 2009. The hungry sanchez is a humiliating act to the other team in much the same way as the dirty sanchez is humiliating.
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noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
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