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When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick
“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”
When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::
Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
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when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...
hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now
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One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.
"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."
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^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
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When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.
Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.
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