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sausage scissors

The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.

Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack

by snew7 April 27, 2011


Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016


crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

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sausage fest

when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...

hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now

by gdfhdhtkdfgbsdfjngetrdtdfg August 20, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Fluffer

One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.

"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."

by Mykel Napier December 4, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

133๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

by johnson freebone November 30, 2009

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