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Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head
After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.
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The pair of individuals who are expected to accomplish almost every task at hand in your local Kroger Grocery, despite the fact that literally dozens of other employees are available. This is generally due to a combination of factors, including managers that seem to only know a few peoples' names, incompetent floor supervisors, and the fact that they (and the end result of any task they are given) are completely badass, regardless of the situation or work conditions they must endure.
Dairy employee: "Derrrrr, I haven't had time to do anything with the cooler because I spent seven hours unloading a milk truck"...
Manager: "that's fine. I'll just get Tanner and Cody to do it".
*gets on the intercom*
"Seal Team Six to dairy"!
Dairy employee: Hooray! now I can go eat some snack cakes!
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It's what you have when you never take it up the ass.
Jerry: "Sup man you made it out of prison alive."
George: "Yeah, but I lost my water tight seal..."
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1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
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An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
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Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.
Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot
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A bracelet made by obtaining the round blue seal from the top of soda caps, Cutting out the middle, and then stretching them out into a bracelet.
These are said to be 'Make-out' bracelets, and when someone brakes one of of you, you make out with them.
Person A: You broke my Soda Seal Bracelet!
Person B: Oops! Lets go make out!
Person A: Okay!
Multi-tards!
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