sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means

It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!

Hoodie season

Wearing a hoodie with the intent to carry a handgun

It's hoodie season, they best check the forecast

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savage season

A season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. The end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion.

Hey Ethan why you roasting him?
Cause it's savage season Sullen.

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tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

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Seasonal Friendship

The type of friendship only maintained for seasonal reasons, such as college, employment or other nefarious activities.

My seasonal friendship just ended with Kim, she's packing up and heading for the great outdoors. It should renew next year, when she's done being a dirty hippie.

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Slut Season

Better known as fall season, and more particularly the month of October, when girls must decide how slutty they will look on Halloween.

Guy sees girl picking out Halloween "outfit."

Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"

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