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An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.
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The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.
"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"
When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.
Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.
Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.
The act of being caught red handed, especially for something sexually explicit. Derived from Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Preadator." See dead to rights.
Man A: (at the bar, to man B)I don't bang fat chicks.
Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.
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To take part in sexual activities in the backseat of a car that is being driven by someone without them knowing of the activities occurring in the backseat.
I hate it when my friend and his girlfriend are kickin' it in the back seat. I wasn't expecting to see that in the rear view mirror.
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When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.
Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.
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a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.
damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat
have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!
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