pork shank

Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.

Glenn, your manager is such a pork shank

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Micheal Shanks

A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.

Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.

I love you Micheal!!!

Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!

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shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

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Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing

"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"

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Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.

Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!

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shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.

Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off

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gangsta shank

the art of a man "accidentally" sticking it in a girl's butt

I was hitting it from the back and gangsta shanked that hoe!