shovel this

the phrase used wen u think something someone just said is really stupid, followed by the flipping of the bird or any other physical gesture that means "fuck u"

boss: shovel this pile of stone, and wen ur done theres a 2 ton load of stone in the back of the truck, shovel that too.

me: {sticking the middle finger up in his direction} shovel this, im taking a break.

Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

shovel tongue

When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will

"They don't call me shovel tongue for nothing"

Golden shovel

A person who only wants money

My friend is a golden shovel

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

snow shovel dude

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude