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The man shower is taken in a very short time period, usually 2-4 minutes. It involves a cursory washing of the bare essentials needed for the male body to be minimally clean: hair, armpits, balls, face (optional) and feet (optional). The man shower can be done with a small amount of shampoo and a bar of soap or body wash. It does not require a washcloth or puff (in most cases if a puff is used, the man is homosexual.)
The man shower is usually taken under the following conditions:
(1)When there is time constraints and a full body shower is not practical
(2)The day after a full body shower is taken for the purpose of staying fresh until the next full shower.
(3)Can be taken because of laziness
(4)To conserve water for environmental reasons
(5)Is the only showering method available for troops in Iraq (if they even get a chance to shower).
It is generally accepted that the man shower will keep a guy fresh and clean up to 24 hours; Whereas a regular shower (a shower taken with thick lather covering all areas) can last as along as 2 days. One must keep in mind the variables that affect the length of freshness after a shower (i.e. perspiration level, unexpected exposure of the body to filth, quality of soap or lack of soap and level of activity.)
Dave took a regular shower yesterday but played baseball afterwards, so today he took a man shower 20 minutes before going to work.
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verb. To take a shower.
Time to hit the shower and get gangsta'd up from the feet up cuz i'm gonna party tonite.
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To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.
Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.
Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.
Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.
Jesus: What for?
Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.
Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.
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A public shower room at a gym, dorm or beach with multiple shower heads so a bunch of dudes can do the nude and shower up at the same time ... and gang bang the smallest guy there. One must be sportin a softy at all times in a gang shower.
Justin: "Hey, Jason. You been workin out?"
Jason: "Yeah, getting tired of being banged in the gang shower every morning."
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Like a Golden Shower, but the person pissing has kidney stones. Thus raining down "meteors" down on the recipient.
I heard Ethan gave Chloe a meteor shower last night.
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When you take a beer into the shower with you; Often done by college students as a die hard pregame tactic.
When I cracked open my shower soda, the kid in the stall next to me held up his beer too!!!
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1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.
taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.
Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower
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