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Shrek is god everyone knows that, that's why he has an empire
Friend:Broo,you remember when we visited Shrek empire?
Me:Bro,you high right now?
Friend:yes.
Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.
it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek
shrek is love shrek is life.
many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.
I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre
Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.
Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃
Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?
A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning
Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!
Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."
Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."