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In reference to the movie, a tale about a psychotic friendless red haired girl who tries to be her aqaintance.
Can be in reference to a female who Steals your clothes, breaks into your house, sleeps in cars, badmouths you to everyone because she's the ugly unloved one and wishes she could be like you.
Tries to sleep with guys you know and is repeatedly rejected- though the one in the movie actually managed to sleep with the guy cause she dressed up like the prettier one.
Comes to your house out of the blue, begs to stay then goes through your black book trying to find a guy to talk to her.
The thing is no one seems to like her and youre warned by everyone you know to stay away or else or you may end up like the victim in the single white female movie.
When Gary and every other guy rejected sarah cause he thought she was ugly and was into her hotter friend it became single white female time.
sarah turned into a single white female when her friend got everything in life she didnt.
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someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
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Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.
She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.
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Constantly replying with "yea. No. Sure. K. Nice. Kden" and other such meaningless and mostly non existing words. It is a great way to get even your friends to hate you
Pers 1: Hey dude, I just earned $100 of your painting! the guy loved it!
Pers 2: Cool.
Pers 1: Can you please stop the single-syllable reply?!
Pers 2: Sure.
Group of single ladies who have an aura of mystery, awe, and power surrounding them. The single ladies mystique fosters strength in their fellow ladies and a power and prowess that cannot be tamed.
That group over there has that single ladies mystique.
The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.
A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"
Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?
Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!
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a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.
P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.
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