A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.
everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.
yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!
The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
A swaggy gal that dresses like a skater grunge , punk e girl , and chola. She’s also known as a bruh gurl. Very chill & dude like.
Yo, Whitney is a down ass Skater Punk Chola who can chill with the guys easily.