Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

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OUS SKI

When you are excited for a certain event. It is the latin saying for “f*ck yeah!” . It will bring more energy

Ous ous ski, ous what? Ous ski!

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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

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Pavement Skiing

When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

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Skiing Bec

Batch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles

Skiing Bec sits and ski's when strokes the poles when should be working.

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Ski Boi

Ski Boi is a boi like a surfer dude but with skis and snowboard. hes the boi that asks like hes never cold but is always shivering. Ski Boi would be better at skateboarding but he asks like he skis or snowboards cause hes extra

yo that boy chase is such a ski boi

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moonlight skiing

Moonlight skiing is the act of spooning outside, with at least 3 inches of snow.

Liam went moonlight skiing from 8:00 to 10:00 with his buds.

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