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A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.
Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing
Baby your black smoothies are so good baby
Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.
Smoothie morning self suck