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spanish sandwich

An act of depravity where a lady is defrocked by 2 males, one in the front bottom and one in the rear, also under DVDA.

My said Gemima, Auntie Fanny had a right spanish sandwich going last night with the milkman and the butcher!

by Al Cowan January 24, 2007


Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 31, 2009


spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 01, 2010


Spanish Donut

A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.

I just Spanish Donuted that n*****!

by Vagine McCockstine January 28, 2007


Spanish Delight

To cover your naked partner witch guacamole and eat it in any way that pleases you.

Your mom made some guacamole so we had a Spanish delight party.

by OMAR AKA BROOKLYN February 22, 2010


Spanish Wristwatch

Can be referred to as just 'wristwatch'.

"I did a wristwatch for my whole class to see. They loved it."

by Diego August 21, 2003


spanish ice

A person (spanish) who is very cold. Cold as ice.

My roomate in college.
"Joe, you spanish ice!"

by black wiggles March 08, 2007